Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Human Natures - Expensive

A married couple recently received five cute puppies. For certain reason they walk around the city trying to give away those puppies, but none seems to be interested.

They released announcements through local radio broad-castings that those puppies bear a good lineage but none seems to be interested.

A neighbor give a suggestion to post an advertisement. So they go back to the local radio broad-castings that they are selling the puppies for USD 350 each. All of the puppies were sold in less than a day !

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Love - When You Love Someone (Lyric)

When You Love Someone


When you love someone you'll do anything,
you'll do all the crazy things that you can't explain.
You'll shoot the moon, put out the sun,
when you love someone.


 You'll deny the truth, believe a lie,
there'll be times that you'll believe you can really fly.
But your lonely nights have just begun
when you love someone.



When you love someone you'll feel it deep inside
and nothing else can ever change your mind.
When you want someone, when you need someone,
when you love someone...



When you love someone you'll sacrifice,
give it everything you got and you won't think twice.
You'll risk it all no matter what may come
when you love someone.
You'll shoot the moon, put out the sun
when you love someone.

Artist: Bryan Adams




Wish You Were Here (Lyric)

Wish You Were Here

So,

so you think you can tell

Heaven from Hell,

Blue skies from pain.


Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail ?
A smile from a veil ?
Do you think you can tell?

And did they get you to trade
Your heroes for ghosts ?
Hot ashes for trees ?
Hot air for a cool breeze ?
Cold comfort for change ?

And did you exchange
A walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage ?


How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,


Running over the same old ground.

What have we found ?

The same old fears.

Wish you were here.

Artist: Pink Floyd
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Supremacies - The Guilt

Doctor to patient: "I have been giving you therapies for 10 years because of your guilt, and you still feel guilty for such simple thing? You have to be ashamed to yourself!"

Supremacies - Too Much Work

A young man goes to a shrink and suspected to suffer from too much work. Then he has to get an extra job so that he can pay for the treatments.

Human Natures - The Lessons

Little Johny was playing in the front yard with his friends. He got angry at his friend, so he shouted, "NO, NO, NO, DO NOT DO THAT, ...!"

Hearing that, his father who had been trying to teach him not to shout everytime he lose temper called him from inside of the house, "Little Johny, be calm and lower down your voice!"

Little Johny who was still yelling at his friends did not hear this. He said to his friends, "THE NEXT TIME YOU DO THAT, ...!" His father tried to catch attention raised his voice and called, "JOHNY!"

But Little Johny who was apparently still furious did not hear the calling well and kept shouting at his friends.

Thinking that he had a point to teach his son, Little Johny's father walked out to the front yard, slamed the door behind him that made all the kids terrified, and shouted at Little Johny, "DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?" "I TOLD YOU TO BE CALM AND LOWER DOWN YOUR VOICE" "AND DON'T YOU REMEMBER THAT YOU JUST DON'T GO AND SHOUT TO EVERYONE EVEN IF THEY MAKE YOU ANGRY?"

Shocked and humiliated in front of his friends, Little Johny said, "I'm sorry Pops."

Thoughts - About Wants

- How will the man, who has everything he wants, die ?
  Bored.


-Sience has logically explain many things in this world.
  Is it "possible" that it, science, will proof that something is just unexplainable ?

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Prayer - The Choices

If you can choose,

Do you choose your prayers or wishes to come true,

Or a gift to be contented even if they are not given?

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Enlightenments - Human Values

A group of American tourists went on a safari to the African jungle and visited some local villages. A necklace caught the attention of one of the American ladies. She asked to the villager, "what is it made of ?"


"Alligators' fangs, Ma'am." the villager replied.


"I see. So, it worth for you as pearls for us."


"Well, not really. Everyone can open oysters."

Friday, November 2, 2007

"Myself" - The Test For The Real Religion

A Catholic, a Christian, a Moslem, and a Buddhist met while hiking to find the true nature of themselves.

They came up to the question "Which religion is the best of all?". Each stood with his own faith and agreed to make a test. The test that would certainly uncovered the best religion of all.

They went to the highest cliff they could find.

The Catholic was the first. He jumped off the cliff, made his cross and called "Jesus Christ my savior." He dropped down and died.
The Moslem was the second. A bit scared, he jumped off the cliff, spread his arm wide open and called "Allah almighty." Gravity was not his friend and he died.
The Buddhist was the third. He jumped off the cliff, crossed his legs in meditation posture and called "Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, ..." A quarter distance to the ground he floated and made his way to the ground lightly without a single scratch. He went back to the cliff where the four of them started and tell the Christian, "Your turn."
The Christian was the last. Still amazed, he jumped off the cliff with palm met in front of his chest and called "God The Forgiver."

Half way to the ground, he crossed his legs in meditation posture and called "Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, ..."

Consciousness - God and Allah

The battlefield had been covered by ruins, bodies, and dirt. Massive lost to both sides yet the war must go on. The commanders had made their decisions and been waiting to be crowned and respected. One prayed, "God, please make this quick and easy so that no more blood will shed" while the other prayed, "Allah, please make this quick and easy so that no more blood will shed".


The battlefield had been covered by ruins, dirt, and bodies. Massive lost to both sides yet the war must go on. The soldiers had made their decisions to follow the orders and been waiting to be cheered when they get back home and respected. One side prayed, "God, give us strength" while the other prayed, "Allah, give us strength."


The battlefield had been covered by ruins, dirt, and bodies. Massive lost to both sides yet the war must go on. The soldiers' families had made their decisions to let the soldiers do the right things and had been waiting the soldiers to come back home as heroes for doing the right things. one side prayed, "God, protect them," while the other prayed, "Allah, protect them."


The battlefield had been covered by ruins, dirt, and bodies. Massive lost to both sides yet the war must go on. The survivors prayed, "We will cherish our lives as we wanted to the very last second since death has been with us all along."


A long long time ago, survivors also decided to lead their lives to the fullest until the last seconds of their lives. Some survivors managed to raise a family, some led their single lives, some were unemployed, some had ordinary jobs, some reached top positions and etc. All of them respected their lives and wants and told their stories.


God and Allah still meets now and then. They talk a lot and sometimes the prayers are the topic when God says, "My kids still call me, but they still decided what to do and still do what they want," and Allah replies, "All the same."

Religions - The Club on The Shore

Once upon a time in there was this island near a sea-route. Many shipwrecks happened along that sea-route since the water in that area was shallow and no lighthouse to help navigating and/or warn the passing ships. Most victims of the shipwrecks were washed ashore by the waves along the island's shores.

This condition led a group of villagers start a small club on a spot somewhere on the shores. The mission was to help as many victims as possible. They built a hut for the club, stocked some foods and medical aids, and arranged shifts to watch the shore around the hut. Every now and then the shifts found victims, took them in their hut, and help the victims regain their health with no profit motives.

With such mission and success the club gained fame and everyone took part in it was considered better people. People of various backgrounds volunteered and recruited. Donations given and used to buy new equipments, better medical aids, many food stocks, better furniture and expand the hut. They observed wider area, rescued more victims with less time spent, and made the health regaining process faster than before. Soon the club had air-conditioned and well-designed cottages, carpeted floors, great foods, and entertainment stuffs for those in the shifts. The rescuing works lessened. Many members of the club thought that rescuing victims made the carpets dirty and the sweet-scented cottages stink.

Some members who engraved the original mission in their hearts started demanding for more social works since there were still many victims along the shore were waiting for helps to come. A clash happened and a voting was held. The minorities lost and was asked to leave the club. These minorities was not like any minorities, they moved to another area and started a new club. They built a hut, stocked some foods and medical aids, and also arranged shifts to watch the shore around their hut.

They struggled to save victims with their best efforts even with low supplies. They helped, they helped, and they helped with a firm grip of their mission. After sometimes, the stories of their success are spread. People volunteered and recruited. Donations are given to help this new club. The club used the donations to buy new equipments, better medical aids, many food stocks, better furniture and expand the hut. More rescuing works were done, they the club gained credibility in the new areas. Donations flowed and major expansions done. The success was sweet. But rescuing works lessened.

Again, some members felt that the original mission of the club was not properly done. The shore was large that there were many victims needed to be helped. A voting session was held and as always, written in the sky, the minorities lost. But wait, these minorities were not like any minorities either. They happily moved to another area and started a new club.

Now, if you happen to visit the island, you will notice many of this kind of clubs along the shores. Many shipwrecks still occurs and a lot of victims are still washed ashore by the waves along the island's shores. But most of the clubs will not care, they are very busy in allocating their donations and expand their wealth.